smile darling smile darling

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via stabs)

unconflated:

life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me. 

(via stabs)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via stabs)

lll-komaeda-lll:

deergay:

sonimaeda:

deergay:

(gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh

bruh thats gay

but bruh

bruhzoned again

(Source: sneezy26, via stabs)